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    Houston Texans Stampede Tour pres. by Academy Sports + Outdoors

    Stop by Academy Sports + Outdoors (8453 Memorial Blvd., Port Arthur, TX 77640) from 4-5 PM to meet the Houston Texans!

    Stop by for autographs and pictures with:

    FORMER HOUSTON TEXANS LINEBACKER #56 JAY FOREMAN*

    FORMER HOUSTON TEXANS KICK RETURNER #84 JJ MOSES*
    HOUSTON TEXANS CHEERLEADERS
    AND TORO!

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    Autographs not guaranteed for everyone and signings strictly limited to times listed per appearance. *Celebrities subject to change.

  • Sat., Aug. 23, 2014 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM CDT Houston Texans at Buffalo Wild Wings

    Houston Texans Stampede Tour pres. by Academy Sports + Outdoors

    Stop by Buffalo Wild Wings (3939 Dowlen Rd., Suite 11, Beaumont, TX 77706) from 8-9 PM to meet the Houston Texans during the first half of the Texans vs. Broncos game!

    Stop by for autographs and pictures with:

    FORMER HOUSTON TEXANS LINEBACKER #56 JAY FOREMAN*

    FORMER HOUSTON TEXANS KICK RETURNER #84 JJ MOSES*
    HOUSTON TEXANS CHEERLEADERS
    AND TORO!


    Houston Texans Giveaways!

    Autographs not guaranteed for everyone and signings strictly limited to times listed per appearance. *Celebrities subject to change.
  • Sat., Aug. 23, 2014 8:00 PM CDT Texans at Broncos The Texans travel to Denver to face off against the Broncos.
  • Sun., Aug. 24, 2014 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM CDT Back To Tailgating The Houston Texans are Back to Football so it’s time for you to get Back to Tailgating at the Academy Sports + Outdoors in Pearland on Sun., Aug. 24 from 3-5 PM. Join the Houston Texans Cheerleaders, Ambassadors, TORO & Deep Steel Thunder for this free event.  Also, get tailgating tips for the 2014 season from former H-E-B Tailgaters of the Year!
  • Tue., Aug. 26, 2014 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM CDT Houston Texans Team Luncheon presented by Amegy Bank of Texas The Houston Texans Team Luncheon presented by Amegy Bank of Texas is Tuesday, August 26 at 12 noon.  It’s your chance to have lunch with the entire Texans team, as well as hear from new head coach Bill O’Brien as we get Back to Football and prepare for the 2014 season. 
  • Thu., Aug. 28, 2014 7:00 PM CDT 49ers at Texans The Texans host the 49ers at NRG Stadium.
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    Celebrate the return of college football with a Big Ten and SEC showdown at NRG Stadium, as the LSU Tigers and Wisconsin Badgers square off in the AdvoCare Texas Kickoff on Saturday August 30 at 8pm. Secure yours today by calling 832-667-2390 or at advocare texas kickoff dot com.

  • Sun., Aug. 31, 2014 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM CDT Kickoff at Kemah Boardwalk Join the Houston Texans Cheerleaders, Ambassadors, TORO, and the Battle Ready Band at the Kickoff at Kemah Boardwalk on Sun., Aug. 31 from 1-3 PM. Bring the entire family for autograph signings, live music, & prize giveaways!
  • Sun., Sep. 14, 2014 8:15 AM - 10:30 AM CDT Houston Texans Running of the Bulls 5K Run/Walk presented by H-E-B Houston Texans Running of the Bulls 5K Run and Walk presented by H-E-B is Sunday, September 14 at NRG Park.  The 5K run/walk and TORO's Kids 1K presented by Aramark will both finish on the floor of NRG Stadium, where the post-race party is with the return of pizza and beer! Also, there is a new course for 2014. Secure your spot before Sept. 8 at 5 PM at HoustonTexans.com.
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    Have you ever dreamed of playing a round of golf with the Houston Texans Cheerleaders cheering you on?  Now’s your chance!  Sign up today at HoustonTexans.com for the annual Bulls and Birdies Golf Tournament supported by Bud Light at Wildcat Golf Club on Wednesday, November 12.

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Fantasy Football: Week 16 Waiver Pickups

Posted Dec 17, 2013

Erin Skelley, aka “Erin the Fantasy Girl” on Texans Radio/Sports Radio 610 in Houston, dishes out waiver wire magic for Week 16.

Erin Skelley, aka “Erin the Fantasy Girl” on Texans Radio/Sports Radio 610 in Houston, dishes out waiver wire magic for Week 16.

At the risk of seeming ungrateful, I admit I wanted 10 touchdowns from Jamaal Charles. Is that too unreasonable? Too greedy? I mean 195 receiving yards and five scores was pretty nice – and I’m sure he tried really hard. But next time, I’d like Jamaal to check the fantasy scoreboard so he understands the insurmountable and horrifying deficit I’m facing.

Perhaps we need better communication – something – so he can routinely rescue me from my fantasy messes (or any other messes, poor decisions, etc. – lots of rescuing needed). With miserable performances from Drew Brees, Shane Vereen and the New Orleans defense (good grief, it’s the Rams!), I needed a miracle. And Charles did deliver. Indeed he did! But I sweated all day Sunday. All. Day. And that’s a real shame.

But in the end – after nearly 11 hours of psychotically alternating between Sunday Ticket, StatTracker and a vomit bag – I was victorious. So I guess five was enough. Would have been a cruel – yet justified – ending to have lost to six Justin Tucker field goals.

Cheers to those who were victorious this weekend! Tonight I am toasting cheap wine to you. Ok, now let’s prepare for the Super Bowl. Here are this week’s waiver wire pickups:

Kirk Cousins, QB, Washington Redskins – I’m not a big fan of “I told you so”… at least when others do it. But if you listened to Sunday’s Houston Texans pre-game show, Cousins was my sneaky play of the week. He delivered with 381 yards and three touchdowns. Now, he wasn’t perfect. His inexperience showed as he threw a couple of careless balls for interceptions, and also lost a fumble. Still, an impressive performance for the RG3 replacement. Even better, he faces Dallas on Sunday. Yummy. Available in 89 percent of Yahoo leagues.

Jordan Todman, RB, Jacksonville Jaguars – No Maurice? No problem. Todman stepped in for Maurice Jones-Drew on Sunday with 109 yards on 25 carries. Next up is the Titans, who are weak against he run. That’s the good news. Unfortunately, we don’t yet know MJD’s status. Should know by Wednesday. Make room for Todman on your Super Bowl bench, and start him if he plays. Available in 81 percent of Yahoo leagues. 

Matt Asiata, RB, Minnesota Vikings – Asiata’s 51 yards would have been rather ho-hum, except that he also scored three touchdowns. Not bad for his first NFL start. Still unsure of the status of both Adrian Peterson and Toby Gerhart. Stay tuned. Available in 93 percent of Yahoo leagues.

Tim Wright, TE, Tampa Bay Buccaneers – I realize it might be too difficult to talk about, but do you have a replacement for Rob Gronkowski? Check out Wright who has touchdowns in the last two games. Available in 85 percent of Yahoo leagues.

Detroit Lions, DEF – Two words. Eli Manning.

Erin Skelley joins Texans Radio every week on SportsRadio 610. Follow her on Twitter @erinskelley. She’ll babble fantasy to anyone who will listen.

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